A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad women from mumbai to a psychiatric facility in agra.
The mad women were making noise.
So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MAD WOMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MAD WOMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?
MAD WOMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go play outside!!